Is Maka wearing Souls pants in that last gif?!?
That’s one way to get into his pants.
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
Matthew McConaughey is terrified of revolving doors.
Sitting in the sun
Juno doesn’t actually like to chew on rawhides— she just likes to hold them in her mouth and toss them around a bit.
English Cream Dachshund
Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.
First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period.
I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.
So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.
I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.
Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.
I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.
This man needs recognition
I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.
The youngest professional soccer player ever was a 20-month-old baby, after being signed up by a Belgian Club.